sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself
She sometimes just likes to lay there watching me and if I don’t pay attention to her she starts doing this.
once a semester i dress up as Princess Tiana and go around my campus and sing. today was the day! i even got featured on my campus’s facebook page!
Awww, pretty girl!!!!
hey hey hey just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you could’ve been getting down to this
i’ve got a bad case of the saturdays
"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem
how do i erase these cm promo pics from my brain
Reid/Maeve Role Reversal AU
requested by yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic wanted: the reid/maeve storyline but maeve donovan’s the profiler who has to save her bf from the obsessed stalker
BAU Profiler Dr. Maeve Donovan is contacted by the mysterious yet charming Spencer Reid who is trying to find a cure for the intense migraines he’s been getting lately. They only interact through phone calls, never meeting in person, and Maeve finds herself fascinated by his life, his intellect. She fears for his safety when he admits to feeling - no, knowing that he was being - followed, and there’s nothing she can do to help. Not if he won’t tell her anything. After Reid goes missing, his best friend Emily Prentiss reaches out to Maeve to tell her what has happened. It is up to Maeve and the team to figure out who has been stalking Spencer and try to save his life before it’s too late.
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep